American writer, humorist and essayist
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.