American writer, humorist and essayist
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.