American writer, humorist and essayist
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.